I know that I’ve been warned & you tried to waive my rights

Top Ten Torontopia Treats - In no particular order, with more debuts, a younger vibe & probably a truer reflection of the live music experienced this year

1. - Zeus - Something Awesome - Debut on Arts & Crafts soon. Slightly abnormal obsession with the melodic beauty of this band has led me to memorize their set.

2. - Jason Collett - Here’s To Being Here - A grower & more for the Basement Revue than the contents of the record.

3. - Brendan Canning - Something For All Of Us - Let’s make it an A&C hattrick, shall we?

4. - Laura Barrett - Victory Garden - The city’s kalimba kween - long may she reign.

5. - Constantines - Kensington Heights - They get better every record. Insane.

6. - The D’Urbervilles - We Are The Hunters - Lost none of the fun frenetic energy of the EP in the ‘real’ LP release. So good.

7. - Samantha Martin - Back Home - Smoky-voiced sultry country singer worth checking out next time you’re in town.

8. - William Delray - s/t - Mark my words: Anything you buy recorded by Wm will be a collector’s item someday.

9. - Sloan - Parallel Play - 10th album & still solid - A song about a witch’s wand, you ask? Amazing, I reply.

10. - Proof of Ghosts - s/t - Royal City meets Cuff The Duke under the mentorship of Neil Young to create banjoriffic fuzzy amazingness. Makes you wish you had a cottage.

Honourable Metro Mentions:  Paso Mino (Had I made the list next week, this’d probably be #3, I can’t stop listening to ‘Canadian Skin’ on repeat), Gentleman Reg

You got Tennessee tendencies & chemical dependancies

Totally cheating - but I can’t just do 10 - 2008 was such an amazing year in music - old farts aside, here’s 10 newish artists’ records who were at least old souls (not to be confused with ‘the’ Old Soul, who didn’t make the TO list that’ll follow…)
1. Cat Power - Jukebox
Sample Mp3 - New York, New York (Live in Paris for Black Sessions)
Chan’s second covers record - can’t say that it’s *better*, but it’s just - argh. Indescribable. To say she’s reinterpreted these tunes isn’t saying enough - they’re completely turned inside out, shorn & rebuilt as if she lived’em…

2. Eli Paperboy Reed & The True Loves - Roll With You
Sample Mp3 - I’m Gonna Getcha
So I love this guy. A lot. His scorching hot live performances translate surprisingly accurately on the record. There is no distance too far to travel to see Eli. He will change your life & restore your faith in soul music.

3. Dr. Dog - Fate
Sample Mp3 - The Rabbit, The Bat & The Reindeer
Imagine The Band reuniting for another epic Scorcese-directed Last Waltz blowout, with coked-out Shakey, saccharine Neil Diamond & mumbley Dylan, too - but instead of an afterparty with Joni, the night ends in an amazing gay sex male orgy. These are their babies.

4. Silver Jews - Lookout Mountain, Lookout Sea
Sample Mp3 - Party Barge
To Quote ‘Party Barge’: “Father drove a steamroller. Momma was a crossing guard. She got rolled when he got steamed, And I got left in charge.” David Berman is the best lyricist I’ve come across since Jonathan Richman. ’nuff said.

5. The Black Angels - Directions To See A Ghost
Sample Mp3 - You In Color
We all go through a psychedelic phase, right? Let’s hope that these guys never grow out of theirs & keep putting out fuzzy spacey goodness.

6. Raphael Saadiq - The Way I See It
Sample Mp3 - Staying In Love
Call it retro-or-new-soul, or clump it with the cresting wave of DapTone’s roster, but Saadiq’s been making thick R&B records since 90’s Tony!Toni!Tone! & early 00’s Lucy Pearl. Bonus points for selecting smart vocal cameos from beefy studio mates like D’Angelo - le sigh.

7. Lykke Li - Youth Novel
Sample Mp3 - Little Bit (Aether Remix)
Slap me with a swan dress, but I’ll dare to say that Sweden’s produced a pop queen with the artistic chops, chutzpa, show(wo)manship & lyrics to rival Bjork. It you wanna complain, I’m not the complaint department.

8. Hercules & Love Affair - s/t
Sample Mp3 - Raise Me Up
It’s as if Antony had this musical karmic retribution that needed to be served. His longing, miserable, achingly perfect records with the Johnsons are completely balanced out by this peppy cosmic disco dance soundtrack for glamorous substance-fueled hookups & rollerskating.

9. She & Him - Volume One
Sample Mp3 - Change Is Hard (Live @ SXSW, March 2008)
Moms love it! Kids love it! It’s a public radio/indierock/vintagewearinghipsterhit! With good reason, not too sweet, not too polished, & twangier than you’d think. Imagine a delicious, warm, thick barley-filled soup with Beatles covers croutons sprinkled on top.

10. Erykah Badu - New Amerykah Part One
Sample Mp3 - Honey (Seiji Mix)
Mashup Sly & The Family Stone crazy funk weirdness with remixes by J Dilla & P-Funk Orchestra members chiming in for robust bridge breakdowns. Definitely old-school retro sound without being gaudy in its 70s excesses & staying true to Badu’s earth mother persona. There will be FOUR parts released in this series…eventually…& if you listen to them back to back while watching Wizard of Oz with the sound turned off….

Honourable Newish Old Soul Mentions: Ryan Adams & The Cardinals - Cardinology, Rufus Wainwright - Rufus Does Judy at Carnegie Hall, Jamie Liddell - Jim, Mason Jennings - In The Ever, Duffy - Rockferry

I hate the big decisions that cause endless revisions in my mind

For me, 2008 was the year of the sad bastard comeback record. 2007 was a mixed bag of mainly solo newish acts, this year…well, it was old-fart-friendly for live music & albums. I’ve always loved sombre, mopey stuff, but this year delivered career-highlight (reliving) LPs in spades. It’s almost not fair, stacking up rock’s legends & road-tested stalwarts against the whippersnappers, but thems the breaks. (Well, a whippersnapper list couldn’t *hurt*. Mañana.) Too many indie-alt-hiphoppin-whatvea-rock followups were just…meh. Jenny Lewis, Hold Steady, Girl Talk, Nada Surf, Ryan Adams, Teddy Thompson, Black Keys, Martha Wainwright, Kings of Leon, Q-Tip - thanks for coming out, but the intangible-holy-crap-press-repeat factor of your last releases wasn’t there. FAIL.

Chuck a rock into your local record shoppe & no doubt you’ll ping an expert yakking about whoever’s early stuff being infinitely better than the money-grubbing sacrilegious recordings churned out in the 21st c. I’m gonna rhyme off ten records released in 2008 that prove that theory false.

1. Lou Reed - Berlin - Live at St. Ann’s Warehouse
Sample Mp3 - Candy Says Feat. Antony
Not to break the music rules, but you kind of need to buy Julien Schnabel’s work of art doc/film version of Berlin to experience the amazing rebirth of these songs (I am loathe to type ‘rock opera’ for all the baggage it dredges…). But the audio recording, which mixes the various nights’ performances, is a good start. Guest vocalists Antony & Sharon Jones shine through, Reed comes across as more gracious than rock critics’ portrayal & the material doesn’t just withstand the test of time (35 years!!!) - it offers the audience a new, dark, jaded, but ultimately hopeful lens with which to see the world - jealousy, rage, addiction, depression, hate, war & eventually love & redemption.

2. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Dig Lazarus Dig!!!
Sample Mp3 - Lie Down Here & Be My Girl
Religion, love & death, served up with the darkest of the dark wit - just another day at the office for Mr. Cave & his Bad Seed cohorts. Lacklustre live, but this record rocks in the master’s most authoritative bombastic righteous voice.

3. Billy Bragg - Mr. Love & Justice
Sample Mp3 - I Keep Faith
You should always have a Bragg record in the house in case of emergencies, he restores your spine, reminds you what’s worth getting upset about & tricks you into falling in love with piercing couplets using misleadingly simpleish melodies. (From ‘I Keep Faith’: “If you think you have the answer - don’t be surprised; If what you say is met with anger - and contempt and lies.)

4. Randy Newman - Harps & Angels
Sample Mp3 - A Few Words In Defense Of Out Country
If you think it’s lame to like Randy Newman you’re missing out. Bigtime. Man up & get all of his 70s classics & then listen to the brilliance that is this record already. A true American patriot: “The end of an empire is messy at best & this empire is ending, like all the rest. Like the Spanish Armada adrift on the sea, we’re adrift in the land of the brave & the home of the free.”

5. Elvis Costello & The Imposters - Momofuku
Sample Mp3 - Flutter & Wow
I still haven’t forgiven him for ‘North.’ But whatevs, we coolish after this. He knew I loved ramen & songs w/ metaphors re. stereo equipment (See When I Was Cruel’s ‘45′ & this one’s ‘Flutter & Wow’).

6. Daniel Lanois - Here Is What Is
Sample Mp3 - Where Will I Be
Amazing. & another DVD worth checking out. This man can do no wrong. (Eno foreshadowing….)

7. David Byrne & Brian Eno - Everything That Happens Will Happen Today
Sample Mp3 - Life Is Long
Two geniuses made a hopeful bright piece of art that’s totally different than what their previous output’ed lead you to expect. Watch this video, catch your breath & download the record.

8. Beck - Modern Guilt
Sample Mp3 - Youthless
Too short. Too good. Hard to believe this is the same man to made the bleepy ‘The Information’ or Mexi-jaunty ‘Guero’ a coupla years ago. (Or Mellow Gold in ‘94…) No samples. No synths. No problem.

9. The Breeders - Mountain Battles
Sample Mp3 - Walk It Off
This is not some affirmative action powerplay. The Deal sisters reign supreme & as much as I like fat bald dudes, let’s hope Kim never goes back to Frank & instead keeps her sister Kelley on the road, clean, putting out garage rockers that’re on par with Last Splash.

10. Dennis Wilson - Pacific Ocean Blue
Sample Mp3 - Thoughts Of You
Oh, this doesn’t prove the comeback theory cause it’s a reissue of the only studio album recorded by the less-famous Wilson bro? You have something against drummers or dead hippies or The Beach Boys? Jerks. Originally released 11 years after Pet Sounds (’77) it has that somewhat too-earnest yacht-rock sheen, but listen longer, get past that, & dig into the bonus disc of songs that would’ve made up his 2nd LP - it’s worth it.

Honourable Sad Bastard Mentions: Louden Wainwright III - Recovery, R.E.M. - Accelerate, Radiohead - In Rainbows

Tomorrow….Old Souls/Newish Artists